Wedding Speech

*Wedding speech of a girl to her in-laws:*
_*"My dear New Family, I thank u 4 welcoming me in this new house,*_ _*First of all, I must tell you that my presence here should not change your Life Routine.*_
_*Those who used to wash clothes must keep on doing it,*_
_*Those who Cooked must keep Cooking,*_ _*Those who Clean must keep Cleaning,*_ _*I'll not disturb anybody's routine*_
_*So far as I'm*_ _*concerned, I'm here only to*_
_*eat BUN,*_
_*have FUN &*_
_*control your SON.*_
*Any questions?*