Husband tells wife that he is going for a 3 day church conference.
Wife packs his bag , prepares breakfast for him and says "Darling, let's pray together before you leave."
Husband says, "Yes"
Wife prays loudly "Oh Lord! Grant my husband travelling mercies"
Husband: "Amen!"
Wife: "Oh Lord! Let my husband's mind not waver. Let him become impotent, if he commits adultery."
Husband: Silent.
Wife: "Oh Lord! If he commits any adulterous act, let him not come home alive"
Husband silent. Now starts sweating.
Wife: "Oh Lord! If he cheats his wife, kill him..."
Husband: "Oh shut up! I am no longer going! The holy spirit just told me that the meeting has been cancelled"
"POWER OF A PRAYING WOMAN."
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