Now I believe in The Prophets and Gods!!!!!!!

I decided to go to the mixed religion seminars for a first time. 

I sat down and the Catholic Priest came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said 

"By the will of God the Almighty and Jesus Christ, you will walk today'.
I told him I was not paralysed

Then came The Jehovah Witness Priest and he laid his hands on me and said 

“By the will of God the Almighty, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me

Then came The Muslim Priest and he laid his hands on me and said 

“By the will of Allah the Almighty, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me

Then came The Buddhist Priest and he laid his hands on me and said 

“By the will of Buddha the Almighty, you will walk today'.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers and sermons, I stepped outside and lo and behold my car had been stolen...................!