Various Gods in Heaven & Their Roles In Heaven

Brahma 
Systems Installation 

Vishnu 
Systems Administration & Support 

Lakshmi 
Finance and Accounts consultant 

Saraswati 
Training and Knowledge Management 

Shiva 
DBA (Crash Specialist) 

Ganesh 
Quality Assuarance & Documentation 

Narada 
Data transfer 

Yama 
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant 

Chitragupta 
IDP & Personal Records 

Apsaras 
Downloadable Viruses 

Devas 
Mainframe Programmers 

Surya 
Solaris Administrator 

Rakshasas 
In house Hackers 

Ravan 
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan 
Zombie Process

Lakshman 
Support Software and Backup 

Hanuman 
Linux/s390 

Vaali 
MS Windows 

Sugreeva 
DOS 

Jatayu 
Firewall 

Dronacharya 
System Programmer 

Vishwamitra 
Sr. Manager Projects 

Shakuni 
Annual appraisal & Promotion 

Valmiki 
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) 

Krishna 
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle) 

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira 
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5) 

Arjun 
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 

Abhimanyu 
Trainee Programmer 

Draupadi 
Motivation & Team building 

Bhima 
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 

Duryodhana 
Microsoft product Written in VB 

Karna 
Contract programmer 

Dhrutarashtra 
Visual C++ 

Gandhari 
Dreamweaver 

Shani 
Test Engineer: frequently detecting bugs.