This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... 

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND. 

                             WIFE: 
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.. 
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. 
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. 

                           HUSBAND: 
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. 
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. 
He saw me in the dark, he created light. 
He saw me without problems, he created YOU. 

                             WIFE: 
Twinkle twinkle little star 
You should know what you are 
And once you know what you are 
Mental hospital is not so far 

                     HUSBAND: 
The rain makes all things beautiful. 
The grass and flowers too. 
If rain makes all things beautiful 
Why doesn't it rain on you? 

                     WIFE: 
Roses are red; Violets are blue 
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. 
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you 
  
 AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........ 

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC 
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor 
He is designed to remain Silent indoor....